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The
Fine Print...
1. These
are not paid actors - all pictures, videos and images are of actual
D.I.R.T. Crew students, leaders and events!
2. Leading teenagers
is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
3. Elvis loves
the D.I.R.T. Crew so much it makes his lip quiver.
4. Elvis says,
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin'
it back."
5. No animals
were harmed in the making of the D.I.R.T. Crew.
6. All DIRT
comes from God...
God was
sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "God,
we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way
to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what
you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is
that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well,"
says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well,
that's very interesting...show Me." So the scientist bends
down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of
a man.
"No, no,
no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
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